If you don't fill it out I'll cry, or smile, which everyone disturbs you the most XD

"YOU WATCH ME. I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. Let me know with whom I'm friends with!"

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?




Didn't feel like making a whole new journal for this, but I did feel like being witty/ an ass
How old are you?
16, and still not a tramp(who would have thunk' it), I'm a SuperTramp (getti' that band has some funky rhythms)

Are you afraid of anything?
I have a near crippling fear of spiders, I'm fine if there's something between them and me but if not I tend to hyperventilate a little (Fun Story: I was in a tipsy canoe and a felt something tickle my arm, though it was my hair, until I found out it was a huge ass daddy long legs, and when I say huge ass, I mean fucking massive, it was on my shoulder. I screamed like a little girl and dropped my paddle and started spazzing, I nearly tipped the canoe and my mother had to go rescue the paddle. I don't think she's going to be taking me out in the canoe for a while D8)

What are you nerdy for?
Ludo, Labyrinth and Dragon Quest 8 (that should say enough right there)

Do you own money?
I has two jobs ah ah ah (It's had to imitate the Count from Sesame Street when you guys can't hear me D'8)
Ever been outside the States?
I've been to them, I'm Canadian, I'm sorry (eh?) Now I want to hold a door open for you D8

Anything weird you can do?
Besides laughing like the big foot from the Goofy Movie when I kill someone as a heavy weight in Super Smash Bros, or swearing convulsively when playing Rock Band while not blinking for almost 3 minutes? No. *srs face is srs* (For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about and subsequently had no childhood please watch here, also watch if you want lolz [link] )

Anything weird ever happens to you under stress?
I stutter, twitch and wiggle :3

Anything weird about you?
DurrrHurrrr *sock puppets are go*

Ever been arrested?
Nope, they were going to once because they thought I was some punk who dialed 911, of course I didn't. (My parents are Saints)

If you have why?
*moar sock puppets*

Ever been robbed?
My house got robbed once, they stole my favorite fucking pillow case, it had a cross stitched kitten on it, those bitches

What are you wearing right now?
Blue. I can see through time. *goat noise*

Do you own a skateboard?
There's probably one around somewhere, messy house is messy

If so details?
I'd be too afraid to go into any shops that offered that kind of product 8D

What about bikes?
I use them to get places, early in the morning, my parents don't like early morning driving.

What are you eating right now?
Smmich. I lied.

What's your fashion taste like?
Wipes and chains? I'm not allowed to listen to ZZ Top and answer questions anymore (ZZ Top - Fossil band that I doubt anyone I know listens to, prove me wrong if you do :3)

Do you own any cool sunglasses?
I WISH.

Hows your sex life?
lolz, just look at the fashion question. For realz.

Color eyes?
MUDPUDDLES. Or pot holes after it rains XD

Hows your summer so far?
SO BUSY, BUSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY d<

Can you play baseball?
I like batting, but I can't throw

How fast can you throw the ball?
Hard enough to knock out a wallaby. Not very hard.

Ever kissed anyone?
No, I'm wearing a gag most of the time. (This jokes going on a little long C

Past few Months?
*whpsh* (I ruin everything)

Last thing you bought this week?
Canvas paper because I can't afford real canvas XD

Fav drink?
Coke. Truly a god among mortals :0

Do you drink beer?
It smells icky

Do you smoke?
"I am in flavour country"
"Both of them?"
"It's a big country mmmmmmmm"

Ever done drugs?
I don't need drugs only Of Montreal (One of their songs is call Cassie Kissed a Corpse)

Dumbest thing you've done today?
Dropped a paddle in the lake 'cause of a huge ass spider :C

Facial hair?
Wax?

What do you smell like?
THE MOLD OF THE BASEMENT I NEVER LEAVE 8}

Tag your friends.
JJ, I is a coming for you. Eggy you too D<